you are the dancing queen, young and sweet, subject seventeen
I honestly cannot comprehend people who aren’t in love with Desmond Miles
He gets chased by bad guys and rather than panicking, he spends the time wondering what the name for an Animus is in plural.
He made a drink called the Shirley Templar when he was supposed to be hiding from the Templars.
He talked to a statue of his Middle-Eastern ancestor in a crappy Italian accent, despite knowing what an Italian accent sounds like.